Look, I don’t mean to be difficult, but… (Oh, wait. Yes, I do. I’m actually on a lifelong quest to strike the perfect balance between difficult and invisible. So far, I’ve only really managed to achieve invisible, but I can tell that the public is pulling for me to finally achieve my full potential.) Anyway.
A number of you asked whether or not I jumped in and did that interview with the potential for mild embarrassment that I talked about here. I did do it. Everyone who said “what could go wrong?” please raise your hand. Yeah. You people with your hands raised, this post is for you. Many of
Hands up if you’ve ever written the letter. You know the letter I’m talking about—the letter that you write after the break-up. It’s the 15 page masterpiece that gives vent to everything you held back over the entire course of your relationship. It’s the letter that should properly chastise the bastard, while simultaneously making him
It’s entirely possible that I’ve finally gone around the bend. It can’t be a surprise to any of you. I’m sure many of you have thought that I was crazy in the past. But here’s the thing—I’m fairly certain my horoscope actually yelled at me on Thursday. No, I’m not kidding. I’m fairly certain it