This is the headline of a press release I received:  Los Angeles Tops List “Cities with Highest Chances of Infidelity”  Among Women

We’re #1! We’re #1! We’re #1!

YEA! Oh, wait. What?

The bonds of marriage may be sacred, but according to SeekingArrangement.com even the sanctity of marriage has its price. The study revealed that of the 5,000 single women surveyed 46% would have an affair with a married gentleman. When the factor of being “generous and wealthy” was added, 31% more admitted they would engage in extramarital affairs or become a mistress.

You are killing me.  We’re supposed to be striving to be leaders in business, entertainment, in discovering new universes—being the best at slutting around for a dollar is not on the list. Look—there is no doubt that the man on the other side of this equation also deserves scorn. But ladies, what are you thinking? You know this isn’t going to end well for 99.9999% of you. I don’t care what your psychic told you!

The universe already seems to be against the majority of us. Why would you want to tempt karma on top of that? It’s just looking for an excuse to kick your ass—as is that guy’s wife, who will get half in the divorce anyway.

Just stop.

P.S. For those of you saying “thank goodness my husband and I don’t live in Los Angeles,” you are also not safe in:  Phoenix, Sacramento, Houston, Milwaukee, Nashville, Indianapolis, Miami, Chicago and Philadelphia.  Consider this your public service announcement for the week.